Rolando @ Rolando @lemmy.world

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I think many people see it as normal/expected.

Yes, that's it. People born in the early part of last century (my grandparent's era) only knew over-the-air TV which in the US included commercials. It was just part of reality, like billboards by the highway.

It's !linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works here, fyi.

Lifetime movies are awesome because you can put them on in the background and they're not at all distracting from the main task you're working on.

some people still recommend using a VPN and IP address from a country where YouTube ads are prohibited, such as Myanmar, Albania, or Uzbekistan.

Wait, you can just prohibit YouTube ads at a national level? That's somehow awesome and terrifying at the same time.

Fake news. In truth, Sir Stewart Wallace's schedule was filled with escapades, adventures, and tomfoolery, which prevented him from committing.

Hey I'm just happy we don't have a "reaction text" saying something like "I'm literally dying rn fr!!!" so we know how to feel about it.

Wish they'd had a dance-off with the crazy frog brothers.

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

"You said... Detention, right? Draw straws for detention. Right?"

Form a line

Shield wall

Flank attack

Refuse the line

Form testudo

Form a square

Man this would have been so much fun as a kid.

Fast food joints often commit wage theft

Yeah, I feel a lot happier tipping if I can tip cash. Even better if I can hand it directly to someone.

They expect you to tip on take-out too. Starting at 15%.

They'd probably be capable of Miracles.

Which will it be? The left paw of death, or the right paw of life?

When you defend, print out your slides; at least enough for your committee and you. Then if all else fails, you can present off the paper copies. (also, it gives the committee members somewhere to write notes and to easily look back to previous slides.)

It will now require Windows Hello (via facial recognition and/or fingerprint)

So Microsoft also wants my fingerprints and a realtime capture of my face? Yeah that totally addresses my concerns. /S

Yeah, they're so focused on screwing me over that I'm worried eventually I'll miss something.

Just put the orchestra on a spaceship approaching light speed, and you can take even less time (relatively experienced by an off-spaceship audience.) If you still want the shockwave, you can use an Alcubierre drive.

She's like: "I need a new agent..."

Yeah but you're right.