RobertoOberto @ RobertoOberto @sh.itjust.works

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That's better, thanks.

The most important part of the kit is the grip pod. The tides will turn once those get in the Ukranians' hands.

But are you going to add bleach to your dishwasher when you run the toilet brush, then do dishes normally on the next cycle?

Seems like you're opening a whole new can of health-hazardous worms with that plan.

This is far too reasonable of a comment for shitposting. I'm going to need someone to shit this up a bit, please.

hit back

Complaining on twitter isn't hitting anyone. A financial impact is the only thing that will drive change.

Alternate ending:

A small, innocuous looking bat takes the form of DRACULA behind CHARACTER 1 and CHARACTER 2

DRACULA: Why the fuck would I need a jetpack? How did you morons forget about the bat thing? It's been part of my image for like, a hundred years.

"Chilrdren don't already know the things they're in school to learn about? Their brains must be rotting."

Do it.

But be quiet about it. Talking about it in the courthouse can get you thrown off the jury or into a bunch of legal bullshit.

Some people have so little going for them that winning imaginary gun battles is the only thing that makes them feel powerful. But they're not even good enough at the game to do it on their own, so they cheat and trick themselves into feeling good about it.

My washer tells me when it's running an unbalanced load by making an extremely loud THUNK THUNK THUNK noise and dancing across the floor until it hits the wall.

I don't need no bluetooth.

Jank was the style at the time.

My 1070 handled Doom Eternal just fine with pretty high settings. I'm sure it helps that I only use a single 1080p monitor for games, but it was still pretty enough for me.

Edit - I picked up on the sarcasm after posting this reply. Oh well.

Fair enough, sounds reasonable.

Not trying to be snarky here, but what are you trying to do with your phone without opening your eyes? I sometimes snooze my morning alarm with the power button on the side without looking at it, but what did the home button do for you when you weren't looking at the screen?

I think you just missed a joke.

Tekken has a story? I didn't need to know why a man with leopard head is fighting a metallic samurai elf thirty years ago, and I don't need to know now.

...I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

Seeing the rest of the thread really contextualizes Linus' anger.

Only seeing the message from Linus makes him look like a dick. But when you see that he's responding to someone deflecting blame and being a shithead to the guy trying to report a problem and provide a suggested fix, the aggressive response seems more justifiable.

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most "teen trends", especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion "stories" based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend's jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

I mean, it is a shitpost... what were you expecting?