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  • Insidious!

  • Well, come on then! What's the story in the screenshot :P My very shallow awareness of TOS suggests it may well be #1, but could also be #3, which is hilarious to think of but less funny if that's actually what's going on 😅

  • snrk Hey, me too! gigglesnickers

    Though, I've only missed... Uhhhh... Okay I've only seen TNG, Voyager, DS9, and Enterprise. And Online. And a season of Discovery. ... Which I kinda regret.

  • Well, that's super freaking cool. How is it that libraries get cooler every time I hear about them? 😅[Jokey funs] Maybe they turn on the air conditioning just a bit before someone posts about them 🤔But then how do they know?! 🙀

  • [Joke] Right, that's the map. It's a standard political map, just there aren't any lines because it's all China.

  • Bragging lt;.lt; Trying to make us all jelly.

    Or jam, or marmite, or whatever bread-spread-stuff.

  • Upvote, upvote, downvote, downvote, leftvote, rightvote, leftvote, rightvote, bvote, avote, startvote!

  • I, for one, am glad to have a local squid to help inform on these matters. Always respect squid, people, pigmented or non!

    ([Obscure reference] Though Non must, of course, become Juffo-Wup or Void)

  • [Sarcasm] Fuckin' poors wanting to know the news! You tell 'em!

  • Well, that reeks.

    a more specialized version of the type of programming now best known for powering chat bots

    Oh fuck they put ChatGPT into a murderbot.

    words

  • I feel like some effort could be saved on that third one by not actually making the account until the "neither" button is added ;P

  • Another version (extra cold, I think!):

    Did you hear about the mansplainer who fell into a hole?

    It was a well, actually.

  • Struggling over whether to upvote, downvote, both, or neither 🤔

  • Kinda seems like the "children as property" model of "parenting" is a little flawed.

    Or, y'know, complete horsecrap. Could be that too.

  • [Weird, sarcastic joke] Uniform? But what about the fire department?! Oh wait, they don't carry guns for some reason. Woah, does that mean they don't just show up and gun people down? That's a neat idea, I like that. Maybe more uniformed services should be like that.

    [Song reference] But still, fuck the fire department. Dropping by unannounced just to fry your apartment...

  • Jak from Jak and Daxter? Oh, no, boring milquetoast Jak from the soooper with-it-and-hip new wannabe-hit videogame, Immortals of Aveum™

    Actually I don't remember whether that other Jak was any good either. Haven't played that since it was new 😅

  • "We need more power! What can you give me?"
    "Uhhh... if we get all of the shuttles and EVA suits out pushing I guess that'll technically be more power?"
    "How much faster will we go?"
    "Literally not at all, due to warp mechanics you told me not to mention again. Might make you feel better, though."

    Great post, thanks 😅

  • It's my fault. Nothing ever went wrong until after I was born lt;.lt;

    I'm not sorry, of course. Being a millennial, ruining everything is basically written into my DNA.

  • I came here hoping somecritter had asked what "OOO" is. Nocritter has, so I've decided that it must mean "Object-Oriented Overtime."

    (Okay, I looked it up and it seems to be "out of office" but that's not as funny)