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  • Wow, I'm the only person that bellend didn't reply to. I feel special 🤣 Everycritter else gets a fresh pile of horsecrap, I don't even get a downvote. Works fine for me, I guess.

  • [Punny jokeness] Now that I think about it, isn't there a limit to how many g's a human body can handle? We're all gonna have to train like fighter pilots or switch our cell network naming scheme 🤔

  • Hi, woke garbage here. Very trans. Enby too. Just sitting here existing at you. Existing so hard, it probably hurts you just knowing about it. I hope it does, 'cause you're a prick and you deserve it .

  • being a man, woman, or black person isn't political

    Being a woman isn't political... until I do it? Kinda seems like there's no actually valid (sound? I forget the terminology) argument for how our existence is a problem, nor for how supporting or acknowledging our existence is a problem.

    I don't actually quite understand what you're on about but it kinda seems like you're arguing that allowing people to play characters that don't match your preferences exactly is some kind of forced political thing and that's kinda horsecrap, y'know?

    Anyway I'm gonna go exist at that bigot up there now. Byeee ö/

  • 6g comes out, carriers push everyone to get new 6g phones as the 5g networks get worked over. Bunch of vaxxers just walking around like "Nah, mine's fine. Why spend hundreds on a new one? 🤷" AT&T and Samsung suddenly sponsoring research to undo vaccinations and turn the frogs hetero 🤣

  • "It won't go lower than $5!"
    "Uuugghhh, fine, give them five."
    "Alright, we're on the supporters list"
    "Great, issue a press release telling everyone how great we are for giving back."

  • option to choose pronouns fills them with blind, seething rage

    Yeah I was there when BATTLETECH (still dunno why its name has to be so LOUD :P ) launched. Every hatefool was raging about it, apropos of anything or nothing. Try to talk about any part of it and it's "OH YOU MEAN FUCKING PRONOUNWARRIOR?!?!" and a bunch of incoherent senseless bile. There's a sizeable group of people who deeply love being offended, and it's not us (queerfolk/LGBTQIA+/QUILTBAG/GSM/whatever). Like, I'm neck-deep in queer over here and every time I play a game with a pronoun selector at the beginning I promptly forget about it but oohhhh nooo, not these bellends. They somehow think a button at the beginning of the game that matters like three times ever has entirely DESTROYED videogames with LIES and FALLACIES 🙄

    They'd be a joke and an insignificant oddity if they didn't deliberately make messes of everything else (say, going to MWLL/other games, ranting about "pronounwarrior," pretty sure some critters got teamkilled over it...) for no good reason.

  • does minor STO nerd thing

  • This specific part of the TOS was deleted last year.

    Yeah that's fine, what could possibly go wrong?

    the trust that is irrevocably broken now

    Irrevocably for the next week or so, maybe. People not only put up with but eat up heaps and heaps of BS and never change, so the BS never changes. Oh, Unity's corporate shite. "Shut up, it's fine!" Oh, Unity's being evil. "Shut up, it's fine!" Oh, Unity hired the fucking EA guy. "Shut up, it's fine!" Unity removed protections for devs. "Shut up, it's fine!" Unity wants to charge the fuck out of everycritter per-install. "Oh woe!" ... but any day now it'll be back to "Shut up, it's fine! They just want money, that's what companies are for! It's just capitalism broooo gotta make money, they can't just give stuff away!" like that justifies literally anything.

    Blah blah blah. I guess I'll never understand how people can think for-profit companies that repeatedly abuse them are their friends. Maybe that's just me being a clueless lefty free software hippie or whatever, unaware of the benefits of being exploited and shat on then going and white-knighting for the damn companies against real people anyway.

    wanders off yappyranting into the void

  • Boss doesn't believe in supporting people who can't work. Everyone will eventually be unable to work, whether due to age, illness, some kind of trauma, whatever.

    Is it really a good idea to work for someone who wants to ensure you can't even live once you stop making them money?

  • Well, there are different kinds. Not all involve swallowing a critter whole, not all involve death, not all involve, er, mouths.

    Hey wait, where's everyone going? Oh well, more vore for me 🤣Guess I should go check out American Gods. ... And look for a particular kind of place to hang out 🤔

  • 🥠Here you go! :P Look, you're two off, be glad you got anything 😅

    Wait, mine's 19 and I didn't even get that D: WE DEMAND SNACKS! ✊

  • rule 🥺

    Jump
  • applies hugglification and/or performs hugness!

  • This image is sooper cyoot and so are yoo :P :3

  • Figures I'd find a cutie like you around a dorbsy image like the OP :P

  • Well, that's kinda sad.

    Sign of federated-not-Reddit-thingle carking it? Maybe. Sign that it's about time for myself to give up and leave? Maybe.

    I blame everyone. Boo, us! scowls scoldingly at all, including itself

  • [Very sarcasm] It's nice that copyright just means a copyright holder gets to do literally anything they want as long as a relevant work is involved. Wouldn't want anyone to get away with any kind of local modification, tinkering, tweaking an old piece of software to work in a modern environment, some forms of modding... All obviously reprehensible violations of a wank gesture, eyeroll Copyright Holder's right to control distribution of their work!

    IP law is so fucking vile, and yet proves it can continually get even worse :|

    Edit to preempt, just in case: Also, no I don't need another bullshit lecture on how "IP law isn't a real thing, it refers to separate segments of law blah-blah-blah" but somehow can't be used as a term because some wankstain feels like being condescending.

  • Terminology, with the Nyan Cat cursor! . :3

  • IT'SBINA LAAAOOWW WAAAWW

    Infuriating. I need this song to have shins for me to kick it in :P