Rhynoplaz @ Rhynoplaz @lemmy.world

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The post is right. I know everything I need to know about you now.

I can tell someone's horny today!

First!

Reading a manual on how to fix the flux capacitor in my car is MUCH less useful than a video.

With a video, I can see what it looks like, where I can find it and how to get it back in there.

Bullshit.

Constantly bouncing between projects and never making meaningful progress is NOT multitasking.

Right! Always pointing out mistakes after the fact! Where were you three weeks ago, asshole?!?

Past Me is always screwing over Present Me, but it could be worse.

At least I'm not Future Me, that poor schmuck has a LOT of problems coming his way.

Anyone who can afford a Michelin Star dinner, isn't going to want to take home the napkins or silverware.

Those of us who can afford Taco Bell, stock up on sporks.

Or you end up spending hundreds to make sure it doesn't, and then it still dies anyway.

Obligatory pic of one of my 4 little buddies.

As a Dad who doesn't want more pets, I'd just like to clear something up.

We don't dislike animals. Our heart doesn't grow three sizes when you bring one home and catch us cuddling with it two days later.

I fucking LOVE animals, and I will cuddle the fuck out of anything that would let me, but I also know that nobody else in the house will make sure it's fed and cleaned up after. So, no you can't bring another animal home because I've already got enough on my plate, but when you do it anyway, be prepared for it to be MY little buddy.

Sometimes people don't know they're being a dick until you tell them. If they keep it up after that, you know that's exactly what they were going for.

Did you think this inspirational comment would bring a ray of sunshine to their day?

Perhaps, let them know that things are better than they think and that they'll look at the life ahead with renewed optimism?

Telling people that living comfortably and being able to have the things their neighbors have is an unrealistic expectation is what has allowed the wage gap to grow over the decades. Don't expect more, just be a slave to your job, and appreciate that you can eat, even if it's Ramen 4 times a week.

I'm with you

And even then, you're still usually just scrolling on your phone.

Then I guess I have no idea what you are looking for here.

You kept the "everyone should/needs to know".

Literally the worst part of the entire title. People should know what they want to know, and those without any interest in Islam shouldn't know anything.

They make a twin XL. That's the standard size for dorm room beds.

You monster!!!

I have, and when it happens I know it's stupid and not based in reality, but for a day or two, it's hard to shake those knee jerk emotions.