Rhynoplaz @ Rhynoplaz @lemmy.world

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I'm pretty simple. I jot things down in docs and put everything in my calendar. Everything is on the cloud so I can always find it. Wherever, whenever.

I didn't even mind the picture, but I'm not a fan of people acting like a child in the comments.

Oh, we knew.

Why worry about the thoughts of someone you may never meet?

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that they'd be THAT far ahead of the curve. I might believe that they had a computer to promote or sell their business, but to set up their own server? How would they even know?

This one is disappointed with Maiq's use of pronouns.

You're overthinking it. Is everyone having fun? Then it's all good. When you find a guy who you connect with on a deeper level, go for it.

I don't understand what's happening here.

How many people are actually watching the cameras in their house?

I think it's a lot less than everybody.

Present time? It's about 30 years old! 😂

This is fraud, right?

"Development is under control, we just need €100,000."

After collecting €300,000: Whoopsies! No refunds.

You know what they say about that: When you fuck during teleportation, you never fuck the same person twice!

Anyone remember when you only had so many calling minutes on your cell phone plan?

I was working sales when we started offering unlimited calling plans.

The unlimited plan was cheaper than the old limited plan this one guy was paying for, so I thought he'd be excited to get unlimited calls for $10 less it whatever it was. Nope. He got pissed and stormed out because the UNLIMITED plan, didn't include free nights and weekends.

I tried explaining that UNLIMITED means free ANY time of the day. "Then how come the plan doesn't say 'Free nights and weekends?"

I understand a lot of the time, those cell companies will make something sound better than it really is, but in this case, there really was no downside to switching the plan.

You just can't fix stupid.

And a fantastic way to fall asleep at night!

The answer here is obviously blowjobs, right?

My wife constantly has TV shows running on her phone. She just has Netflix or Hulu on the default settings.

I like going to theaters, but I don't like how much it costs to take my whole family out.

Every few weeks I spend a couple days in All, just in case anything new catches my eye.

Jenny was also the first one I thought of, but how about hooked on phonics? 1 800 ABCDEFG!

I should be offended, but this is just too damn funny.

This again? They said NEW ideas!