Best part of the joke is EXT4 partitions (and BTRFS, ZFS, etc too?) are invisible to Windows, so it's just "flailing its gun" at the wind the whole time.
If this appears on my phone I'm going to have to decide whether to try to block it or keep it as a way to cuss at it when I'm in the mood to burn some of Google's electricity bill
Outlook (new) is not even a "mail client" at all. It's an Edge "webview" web app. Adding an account to this "app" actually allows outlook.com the website to sync your entire mailbox, read its contents, and "share" all of that data with their (last checked, could have changed since) 798 "data partners".
Install Thunderbird.
Before someone says "it's not pretty enough, I don't like it", if the price for privacy is a shiny theme, I've got nothing dumb enough to say to you. You're beyond helping and you're not worth my time.
Edit ^ that last bit wasn't about you, person I responded to, just realized it sounded like it was.
Completely fabricated for the sake of fundraising.