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Retrograde @ Retrograde @lemmy.world
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Rule three things that aren't Jackie Chan

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  • Jackie Ch-FUCK!

    • It's impossible to know.

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  • Haha right? The decks power button is somehow so unpredictable sometimes

    • SHAME.

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  • Growing up I used to down pints of milk, couldn't get enough of the stuff

    • Publishers are absolutely terrified "preserved video games would be used for recreational purposes," so the US copyright office has struck down a major effort for game preservation

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  • Damn, I enjoyed reading this wholesome conversation.

    • Ain't nobody got time for that crap!

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  • I mean you say that, but I got my last amazing job because I mentioned pertinent info in my cover letter that resonated with the recruiter. I wouldn't have got it if I just sent my resume.

    I know it's just anecdotal but hey

    • I'm from the Y'all zone. Is it offensive to call trans people y'all?

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    • Google it rule

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  • I'M A DOG

    • Google it rule

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    • Drink it, I dare ya

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  • I also have tried a bunch of coconut water recently and I think C20 is one of the better ones. 🤔 I'll have to give the Costco ones a try, Kirkland usually knocks it out of the park IMO

    • Boomer humor good

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  • Yeah this is just cute

    • Do you have what it takes to become a geologist?

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  • True, you have to teach people how to obtain and use testing kits

    • Might as well go cyberpunk, I guess.

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  • True- not enough beige

    • Parking minimums are systematic oppression by car lobbyists against all others forms of transport. Yeah I said it.

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  • It still conveys the point pretty effectively regardless

    • presses button rulepeatedly

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    • Toxicity

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  • A true bond between the generations

    • Finally, some good fucking American rule

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  • Waltuh, I don't wanna try your new bread Waltuh

    • the flies

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  • What if the flies just hated the smell of the paint lol

    • Trump election conspiracist Tina Peters sentenced to 9 years in prison by Colorado judge

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  • I've never spoken to you in my life

    I am now suspecting that you are a russian NPC or a clueless boomer, maybe both. Bless you either way

    • ...And the woman's name was Albert Einstein

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    • Trump election conspiracist Tina Peters sentenced to 9 years in prison by Colorado judge

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