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Restaldt @ Restaldt @lemmy.world
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Elon, honey, what are you doin'?

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  • Money rots brains

    • Headlines be like

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  • Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell

    • The Red State Brain Drain Isn’t Coming. It’s Happening Right Now.

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  • Theyll divide further and eat each other

    Only option theyll have as they always need an in group that is simultaneously stong and infallible yet vulnerable and an outgroup which is simultaneously useless/lazy/deplorable but also an organized threat to the ingroup

    See the 50 different sects of Christianity for examples

    They cant even agree on how to please sky daddy

    • Respectability Rule

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    • Ancient wisdom often sounds like common sense now that it is commomly taught. What is some ancient wisdom that we no longer teach because it was wrong?

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  • Its perfectly safe to burn any and all trash

    Especially batteries

    • Data leak

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  • Data leak? 🖐️

    Data lake? 👈

    • Tis the Season

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  • 4 strap ons

    3 holes in everyone

    2 vibrators

    And a broken cock for Christmass

    • California law banning guns in certain public places temporarily halted by judge

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  • Are you sure about that? You seem exactly like the type of person to dictate how someone keeps themselves safe or healthy.

    • Explain bidets for me please.

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  • Another win for the male-ocracy

    • California law banning guns in certain public places temporarily halted by judge

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  • Not by patrons of the zoo

    You aint taking Harambeii out with whatever pistol you carry

    • Why are Some Apps Updated Daily?

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  • QA is not a capitalizable expense or something anyways that's why we havent given you a decent raise since you got promoted

    Now get back to working your 3 jobs you software engineering qa testing devops piece of ..... valued member of the team

    • Massachusetts Assault Weapon Ban Ruled Constitutional by Judge

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  • Unwillingly

    • Massachusetts Assault Weapon Ban Ruled Constitutional by Judge

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  • By me asking if there was any discernible difference?

    • Massachusetts Assault Weapon Ban Ruled Constitutional by Judge

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  • Firstly I agree

    Secondly

    You are a bunch of separate countries that happen to have an identical constitution.

    How is that any different than the european union

    • Rent is Robbery

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  • Something Something housing should be a right not a business

    • Frequently

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  • Hey now

    Cheese is a culture

    • Electric scooter company Bird files for bankruptcy

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  • No theyve already been dumped in the nearest river

    • NASA uses laser to send video of a cat named Taters over 19 million miles

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    • And this is why I no longer have cable.

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  • And one show being split up across multiple streaming services with only a few seasons on each service is why i have a jellyfin server now

    Cable also ruined streaming services

    • Today’s Earthquake in Arkansas Serves as Reminder of New Madrid Seismic Zone Danger

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  • Maybe they should be reported as underground tornadoes

    Then people in the area may understand and prepare better