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Our alternate timeline selves have watched documentaries asking what life would be like if Kennedy had been assassinated.

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  • Damn. I did not think of that. Let's say he was assassinated during his transition from union leader to politician.

    • Your bedroom is your stall, your kitchen is your trough

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  • Obligatory "UwU what's this?"

    I'm not a furry, but I feel like that comment belongs wherever they're mentioned. We probably need a bot.

    • Our alternate timeline selves have watched documentaries asking what life would be like if Kennedy had been assassinated.

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  • They're also watching a documentary on what it would be like if Reagan hadn't been assassinated. They're watching it in their modest, working-class home theater:

    • White House Mocked After Admitting They 'Sent Letters' to Remind Countries About Trade Deal Deadlines: 'We Resorted to Begging Now?'

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  • It will be hilarious if there's discussion of a federal tax on the sale of tacos.

    • White House Mocked After Admitting They 'Sent Letters' to Remind Countries About Trade Deal Deadlines: 'We Resorted to Begging Now?'

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  • Or like when the girl you "theatened" not to date unless she was willing to do certain things never texted you back.

    • White House Mocked After Admitting They 'Sent Letters' to Remind Countries About Trade Deal Deadlines: 'We Resorted to Begging Now?'

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  • How appropriate is it that this took place on taco Tuesday?

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • You're right. I couldn't find baked beans. Coffee beams are kinda baked, though.

    Also, thanks for sharing a much better image.

    • Hustle grindset bro invents "having friends"

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  • This is fake, but I couldn't find the original tweet I was thinking of.

    • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Controversial and inventive take. I like it.

    • [Discussion] What Games are you playing on your Deck? - June 2025

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    • Stardew Valley
    • Halo
    • POE II
    • Starfox 64
    • Super Mario World
    • Skyrim
    • Oblivion
    • Disco Elysium
    • Civilization VI

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:

    "Bean nice knowin' ya"

    "There it is."

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • Paula Deen has entered the chat.

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • I got you some stuff:

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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    Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.

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  • Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I'm out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.

    • Is it possible to have too much?

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    • Is it possible to have too much?

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    • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • You calm my nerves and you build up my brain

    Too much beans is a phrase insane

    Cook at my will and what a thrill

    Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans