RangerJosie @ RangerJosie @lemmy.world

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Mine must be narcoleptic. I put it in sleep mode. Come back the next day and it's shut itself down. (inb4 - I know)

Tis a noble endeavor indeed.

Just been a parade of Reagans ever since Reagan. CIA Reagan, Band kid Reagan, Warmonger Reagan, Black Reagan, Orange Reagan, Sleepy Reagan, and soon we'll probably have Girl Power Reagan.

Such is the st8 of American Politics. This is the bad place. Nothing ever gets better here. This whole country is 12 megacorps in a trenchcoat lording over one massive slave pen.

This is your periodic reminder that "White Jesus" was modeled on Caesar Borgia, Michaelangelo's "very close friend" as historians like to put it.

Also xmas trees are giant cocks. Yep. Huge phallic symbols.

Happy Saturnalia.

We cant stop enslaving other humans. Its entirely plausible that when AI becomes self aware and sees how flawed we are that it decides to remove us as a variable.

And that's fine. We won't be the first civilization killed by its own greed and hubris. Life uh finds a way.

corpses.

Derail the train.

When someone says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way" I get out of the way.

Thank you clarifying stranger.

Makes sense.

How exactly is Boeing involved? Since when is Boeing some massive jobs creator?

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Boning. The Wild Mambo. The Hunka Chunka.

YT Exec - /rips massive line of coke off Intern's ass/ - "Remove View Count"

YT Engineer - "But Sir, users will hate that. It will actively make the user experience worse"

YT Exec - "That's the goddamn point!"

Well yes. That's the point. Cut costs (slash staff, quality, etc) then make as much money as you can as fast as you can off the goodwill and fan loyalty built up by the original product/service.

Vulture Capital doing what it does. Make everything shittier AND more expensive.

By the Authority of Night Shift Gremlins HQ thatericalper is hereby stripped of their Night Shift Membership for sharing classified information with Day Walkers. They are also expelled from all Nocturnal Activities under pain of Pain. Should they be seen engaging in nocturnal activity outside of their personal domicile all Night Shift Gremlins in witness are obligated under article 13 subsection Scarlet-7-Mentos-19 to use all necessary force to cease the offending nocturnal activity and return the offender to a NSG approved Class-3 holding cell where they will be held until daybreak when an automated system will release them into the light of day where they rightfully belong. Repeated violations will incur severe non-life threatening yet highly inconvenient punishments.

Thus is our way.

Fuck the Sun. Shun the Day Walkers.

/signed, Thadious Methweazel. Adjunct Arch-Gremlin.

Because money.

That's it. That's all. He's rich enough to do literally anything he wants. He could use the FBI as his own personal dead hooker disposal company if he wants. Welcome to America.

Failed state shit.

Completely without irony. Absolutely destitute of self reflection.