This is from the perspective of the company so you'd be 40k in the hole. You'd want something like
"Upon agreement to the terms the licensee will receive forty thousand US dollars ($40,000) within ninety (90) from the licensor. There will be a penalty of one thousand US dollars ($1,000) for every day after that period if not paid."
This won't work if you can ever take more than 1 damage. If you were at 1 and received 2 damage you would become invincible. You'd want to do less than or equal to.
It's definitely frustrating to have to search out the correct type of earbuds. Every type that I've bought this has been a feature that I'm specifically looking for. I would say most earbuds don't work like that.
If you have the right earbuds it does just work. I've used a few different types of earbuds that can seamlessly switch between a MacBook and an android phone, none of which were airpods
I think I waited for about 2 and a half days for mine. Turns out the Walmart I was at didn't get as many as they said so they gave me an iou. Fortunately they did actually get them in a week later.
I'm not sure why everyone is happy about this. Yes it's better than their argument going through but they just had to pay the difference. This means that this just has to work most of the time and they'll still be making money.
That part of that song bothers me. If someone is just complaining they aren't going to be a good guest at a party.