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RampantParanoia2365 @ RampantParanoia2365 @lemmy.world
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AI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”

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  • This was a triumph.

    • Mass. woman speaks out after video shows lCE agents smashing car window to get husband

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  • Emergency window breakers are about the size of a pen, right?

    • Permanently Deleted

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    • The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers

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  • Motherfucker thinks he's Jerlamarel.

    • China now faces 245% Trump tariff

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  • Master Negotiator at work, folks.

    • The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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  • It's in...the computer...

    • What is the cutest thing your dog did?

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  • *has done, asshole. He has cancer, but he's not dead yet.

    Anyway, yesterday he pulled all his bags of treats out, but left them all completely untouched.

    • Starbucks CEO faces major backlash after details of his work routine are revealed: 'Ill-conceived decision'

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  • I've never seen a Pete's coffee shop, I thought it was just a supermarket brand.

    • Did you get "the talk" as a kid?

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  • My mother made sure I knew what condoms were, and that I had attended health class when I had a serious girlfriend in high school.

    • How did you choose your junk email address?

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  • My what now?

    • Has a patent office ever refused to grant patent for something on the grounds it was too obscene or fucked-up?

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  • I wonder if the office employs specialists for different categories of patents...

    • Has a patent office ever refused to grant patent for something on the grounds it was too obscene or fucked-up?

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  • I'm confused. If that's obscene, it sounds dangerous.

    • Has a patent office ever refused to grant patent for something on the grounds it was too obscene or fucked-up?

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  • Indeed, a big mess. Does it even come with spackle to fix your damn wall?

    • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • My mom used to pick out clothes for me as a little kid before school, and I'd come downstairs in completely different outfits.

    • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • I mean. Coleslaw or other slaw, potato or pasta salad, pickles? Mashed potatoes? Those are all good American BBQ sides.

    • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.

    • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • I still wipe first with a bidet. I don't need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don't need swamp ass, either.

    • Trump’s ‘F**king Gross’ Cabinet Meeting Has Critics Cringing So Hard

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  • Again. This same event happened last term.

    • Tigers 🐅 🐯

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  • the green pigment? What green pigment?

    • White House Confirms Trump Is Exploring Ways To ‘Deport’ U.S. Citizens

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  • Trump gear, like a doll to lynch in effigy on my front lawn?