RamblingPanda @ RamblingPanda @lemmynsfw.com

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I managed to get my mails through 95% of servers I've tried, and after evaluating the 5% that didn't accept my mail, I just realized they can suck my man-tits. But maybe those 5% in your case might be recipients you value.

Friends, they needed your approval to get into power. Now they give a shit if you like it or not.

OK bomber

I'm poking my eyes out just to be safe

I reverse snorted ginger tea last week and I think I prefer coke.

Modern Star Trek will invite old trek fans.

Okay buddy, there are some lines you just don't cross. Be very careful now. Modern Trek flavored sci-fi isn't Trek! 😭

Especially the dead ones should be silent, that would scare the crap out of me.

Aw shucks, I'm fresh out of pity for traitors.

But ghosts are scary, okay?

Savannah pimp

I thought there were some lessons learned after the first ride, but after the last few weeks? Oh my god, what the heck is happening? Y'all on quarantine until the disease died off.

At this point in time, I expect my government to distance us from the US and to take measures to become more independent and closer to the rest of our allies. I don't expect the US to become sane in the next years, and I'm not sure if they manage to switch to a normal state after Trump, and even if I don't trust them anymore.

Can't think of a non-violent way for the US to get out of this.

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.

Good god, how are people buying the shite he sells?

First boyfriend "the Donny" Trump

Mais le roi, c'est moi!

So if I understand you correctly, you're suggesting to kick US bases out of those countries. That's a nice idea, we should pressure Trump with that.

Wrong! I win!

Correct answer would have been "How appropriate. You fight like a cow!"