There were regular famines in that part of the world up until the Soviets ended them.Turns out history didn't begin in 1917.
In the minds of these people "diplomacy" is literally just "we always get our way".It works until it doesn't.
They started the whole conflict out of a desire to expand their arbitrary lines in the sand to include ukrainian territory.Yeah, that's definitely what's going on here
![Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fcfa8896-b811-45cf-a7af-580eb228e597.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=128)
That's the joke