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US House to vote again on impeaching Biden’s homeland security secretary

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  • Shoot a little brake cleaner in that carb and turn her over, I bet this bitch will fire right up.

    • US House to vote again on impeaching Biden’s homeland security secretary

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  • These are not serious people.

    • AI Launches Nukes In ‘Worrying’ War Simulation: ‘I Just Want to Have Peace in the World’

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  • Fine.

    • AI Launches Nukes In ‘Worrying’ War Simulation: ‘I Just Want to Have Peace in the World’

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  • How about a nice game of chess?

    • Tucker Carlson Reportedly Spotted In Moscow As Fans Speculate Interview With Putin

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  • The Day the Bow Tie Died.

    • Tucker Carlson Reportedly Spotted In Moscow As Fans Speculate Interview With Putin

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  • Seems kind of harsh to curs.

    • Singaporeans slam US senator’s grilling of TikTok CEO Chew Shou Zi’s nationality, links to China: ‘pure ignorance’

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  • He's not ignorant, he's a demagogue performing for his ignorant base.

    • Vision as a service

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  • Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.

    • Trump Lawyer Spotted At Victory Party After Delaying Trial Due To Illness

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  • Technically, I think she said she could fake being smart.

    I think she's got the faking part down. Still waiting to hear from the jury about the smart part.

    • Another Mysterious Roman Dodecahedron Has Been Unearthed in England

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  • Someone was playing as a berserker.

    • Definitely don't call him Brother Gutenberg.

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  • HP Printing Press: Your printing press has been permanently disabled for using a third party typeset.

    • Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who was once seen as the biggest threat to Trump's 2024 White House bid, is suspending his presidential campaign

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  • Politifact disagrees, but it could introduce electoral college issues. And there's something we really need more of, eh?

    • Ron DeSantis ends presidential campaign before New Hampshire primary

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  • 100%

    DeSantis knows this is his only realistic path to the presidency, so he jumped on it.

    • Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, who was once seen as the biggest threat to Trump's 2024 White House bid, is suspending his presidential campaign

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  • Trump offered him the VP spot. DeSantis knows this is his only realistic path to the presidency, so he jumped on it.

    • HP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies

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  • Headline should have been "HP CEO admits company's products are platform for malware attacks."

    • Kentucky Republican pushes bill to make sex with first cousin not incest

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  • "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

    • Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?

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  • No kink shaming.

    • I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change?

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  • When you see them next, immediately greet them in a heavy Brooklyn accent. When they ask you what that's all about, apologize profuse in a thick Nawleans cajun accent. When this is met with blank stares from your friends, immediately rush into another apology, this time with your best MinneSEWta flavor. After they finally come out of their stunned silence, revert to a generic American accent. They'll never notice.

    • Americans Under 30 Don’t Trust Religion — or Anything Else

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  • Evolution is working.

    • We doing Canada Trek now?

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  • I, for one, welcome my new Maple Syrup Overlords, eh.