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Dr. Coomer
Dr. Coomer @ RIP_Cheems @lemmy.world
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Artefact of an ancient people

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  • Funniest shit I ever seen.

    • Unexpected item

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  • NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

    • All handy dandy

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  • There's a reason wording and punctuation is important. For example: "let's eat, Greg." Vs "let's eat Greg."

    • Public has no right to swim in sea, claims firm that dumped sewage at bathing spot

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  • Last time I checked, no one owns the ocean.

    • It's more interesting when self-directed

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  • Ok. Henry Ford may have largely inspired hitler to kill the jews and hitler even mentions Ford in Mein Kampf.

    • hell yeah mint

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  • I would like a mint.

    • rule

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  • "How dare you assume it's a fish?"

    • Pirates stand no chance

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    • Pick 3 Rules

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  • Well obviously the last 3.

    • Sources: iOS 18 Lets Apps Be Placed Anywhere on Home Screen Grid

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  • They're getting this now? I could do that on my old LG G5.

    • We need to get you in the air

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  • And then all was good.

    • NOT THE TEA

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  • Are you talking about the boston tea party or the Boston massacre? If the tea party, what does that have to do with changing your accent?

    • What’s the last thing you’ve done that’s made you ask “Am I stupid?”

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  • For some reason, I wanted to try the new Dutchman burger that people were talking about online, and right as I took the first bit, I instantly remembered that the buns are replaced with onions and my body doesn't like that much onion all at once.

    • What’s the last thing you’ve done that’s made you ask “Am I stupid?”

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  • My battery on my Samsung die during class cause i forgot to charge it, and no joke, my friend who owns an iPhone says "maybe you should get an iPhone because of that."

    • Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within maybe as far south as Alabama to northern California?

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  • I get it.

    • What do you miss from the old internet?

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  • Flash. :(

    • Brits: Salt is a spice

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  • The only British person who actually knows how to use spices is Gordon Ramsey, and he gets a pass on not using them cause he actually knows how to cook good food.

    • What is a bad video game that you enjoy?

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  • Is my friend Pedro considered bad?

    • Looks

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  • Correction: we are those things piloting the fleshbag.

    • legs to die for

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  • "If it's more than 8, it's has sealed it's fate."