QuantumSparkles @ QuantumSparkles @sh.itjust.works

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Very much nottheonion material. Something like

”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Shellfish Poisonings”

China makes their fake cooking oil out of sewage

Is that the horse that he offered to that airline attended as payment to fuck him after he pulled out his penis in front of her on the plane? They liquidated that horse?

Looks like the salmon fell off the nigiri

I don’t play a lot of multiplayer, but I love co-op. That’s why my favorite game to play online is Monster Hunter. Lets beef at the computer together

Hear hear. For better or for worse those opossum memes really resonate with me

Is this the cartoonish sneaking event?

Dallas, Austin, or Houston?

For anyone out of the know, this is reference a slightly obscure DC character known as “Erdogan The Demon” …do not try to correct me

Very small percentage were angry, hostile, or adversarial. I’d say less than 10%. And we preached everywhere. That was the point. Suburban, rural, city, houses, apartments, even businesses

Literally everything she listed there except life/death has gradients. Like does she not realize that words like Day, Night, Hot, Cold, are all just terms humans applied to describe something? Has she not heard of cool, warm, dusk, dawn, twilight, noon, afternoon, evening, morning?

This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon

I’ve often heard that Diamond Is Unbreakable

I prefer all my farm tools and weapons to be made out of iridium personally, but that’s just me

Yeah this is basically the same as when a pushy dude tells a woman “I’m a nice guy”

I was raised that way and got out in my late 20’s (way too long). 7/10 doors nobody answers, most of the people who do either say “no thank you” or “thanks but I have my own religion”, a fair amount of the time you’ll get someone who feigns interest and takes the material just so you’ll leave and they don’t have to feel impolite (it’s not impolite to say no). Sometimes you’ll get someone legit interested. Sometimes you’ll get someone who a n g e r y

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

What’s the situation you’re referring to about him lying about her on video? I know he’s said a lot of shitty stuff about her but I’m not aware of the context of that sentence

The Legend of Zluda

Like is he aware that she’s not one of his employees? This just seems like such an out of pocket thing to say