QuantumSparkles @ QuantumSparkles @sh.itjust.works

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He looks like a had a mild allergic reaction to seafood

It’s parody, but the word “witness” in this context gives me flashbacks regardless

What the actual fuck is going on

This a good 70% of what I watch

This is a good list of comedies in my opinion (not that into B99 tho) but I think 30 Rock is the most underrated one on here

It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

Looks good to me OP. Most of the best sushi I’ve had was extremely simple like this from a single chef at a four seat bar in a tiny hole in the wall that you could barely fit into

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”

The irony being that Trump fits the description of the of anti-Christ eerily well

Same

I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

On being a fish

Physics

I agree with him, but that doesn’t mean I think he should be president. While I really like the idea of him as president in theory, I do feel that he is too old and that there are too many risks associated with that. We should have age limits regardless of who’s running. But I think he’d make a great advisor to a president regardless—that way if he takes a turn for the worse it doesn’t put the country in any sort of jeopardy.

“But we appreciate your—“

Feet pics

What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy

Yeah I’ve been watching this video for a couple years scratching my head why it wasn’t more popular… and now it’s blowing up I hear?

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

No it didn’t, or I would have held off regardless I just wanted to wait for my tax refund to be a bit cozier, but I had the money… just didn’t want to end up spending a lot more lol