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Pumafred9 @ Pumafred9 @lemmy.world
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I’m finally writing a dad joke about spices.

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  • It's all cumin together.

    • Fools Gold Loaf.

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  • Ohh it's called a cube burger

    • What's a piece of classical music that everyone knows but most people don't know they know?

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  • Everybody should recognise Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik. Maybe Beethoven's Fifth Symphony (picturing Skinner composing it as always funny).

    • What's a piece of classical music that everyone knows but most people don't know they know?

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  • Don't forget Flight of the Bumblebee too!

    • What's a food you forget you like? Then you eat it, and wonder why you don't buy it more often?

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  • Salmon pate

    • I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you.

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  • You don't take him for some conjurer of cheap tricks do you?

    • Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

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  • Smaug is played by Mr Krabs

    • He's in the crowd somewhere

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  • I'm pretty sure Charizard is only 5'7".

    • admit it

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  • Same with changing the traffic lights.

    • How you doin?

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  • Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.