Awfully judgemental of you to think poorly of us folk who just happen to like precision, appreciate good engineering or maybe have a small penis and require lavish symbols of wealth and status to prove we'e a more valuable human being than you in symbolic caps lock.
My rolex justifies my existence and represents how worthy of everything i am and anyone who disagrees is a jealous underling rolexless peasant demon.
We're just better people because we purchased an overpriced obsolete piece of 19th century technology and put it on our wrists.
This time measuring device i display on myself will show my toxic paternal figures and all those peera that disapproved of me that i am not a small child that's starved for validation, but a big man who is extremely confident.
Also, since i have a rolex, I'm more entitled to all ypur money than you are. Give me your money. You'll just squander it.
Note to self: buy a 3 dollar casio digital watch and write 'rolex' on it with a sharpie. Next time someone with a real one is spotted, compliment their taste, try to force things in common and call them my hero. Request autograph when they leave.
No, you´re good. I just hadn't seen OP's final text.