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Psaldorn
Psaldorn @ Psaldorn @lemmy.world
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This happened to me at least 3 times.

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  • Ah, windows logs, another amazing experience that doesn't make me want to kill everyone.

    tail /var/log/thing.log is far too easy

    • Hi, I'm Toast.

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  • Mine pretends to chew and air-licks next to it. Then sits on it.

    🤷

    • This happened to me at least 3 times.

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  • I mean, java and Microsoft errors are preceded by 120 characters of useless trash oftentimes, that is equally as infuriating.

    • This happened to me at least 3 times.

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  • So many times I see junior Devs (or not so juniors) and normies seeing an error message and, visibly, static plays between their ears on their mental TV set, then they just click the first button that looks appropriate and complain it didn't work.

    The text of the message does not get read or parsed.

    "You need to close the program to continue". Doesn't work.

    "Unexpected X at line N" Doesn't work.

    Drives me insane.

    • Cure for X-Men

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    • The Pangolorian

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  • Mandalorian armour is cool.

    But pangolin armour is fucking top tier

    • Whenever a beast is shown on screen

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  • I recall reading that trex was probably a scavenger and hunter, so screaming loud to get other scavengers to fuck off is legit

    Also just buzzing from finally getting to tear down that fence

    • Vintage

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  • They are 42 and 47 respectively.

    (/Jk)

    • Electronic Arts Lays Off Hundreds, Cancels ‘Titanfall’ Game

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  • For brain rotten morons that only care about money.. they really don't seem to want mine.

    Fuck 'em.

    • What is your favorite way to Jazz up cheap ramen?

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  • Egg, julienned courgette

    • You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?

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  • "Don't forget to tip your landlor-"

    • Why after Napoleon died he had to be put back together?

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  • This is crazy, I thought of this joke this morning brushing my teeth. Mine was "What do you call a french dictator that steps on a landmine" though. Weird.

    • How did we get so casual about conspiracy theories?

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  • Trans-fats being demonized makes more sense now

    (THIS IS A JOKE)

    • IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.

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  • Finally, I can clean the loo and brush my teeth at the same time. So efficient!

    • Hegseth lost it in F-word rant at Joint Chiefs chair over suspected leak: report

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  • It's a fucking polygraph. They hook you up, then you have to get it on. For the baseline.

    • TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.

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  • Full circle

    • Why does the pharmacist add these little ticks/checkmarks with a pen on my medication box?

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  • She pregabilin' my capsules til I ticked

    • British brothers worth $9bn quit UK as wealth exodus grows

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  • Oh no, this will affect me in so many ways.. checks list

    Oh. Actually.. they can fuck off I guess. Couple more billionaire slots have opened up!

    • What book would you love to see made into a movie?

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  • Rest are covered by the TV show

    • Rule

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  • Is that the princess from dune prophecy?