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What's a good way to prank your coworker?

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  • Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
    It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.

    • What's a good way to prank your coworker?

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    1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
    2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
    3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
    4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
    5. Walk away.
    6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.

    • What's a good way to prank your coworker?

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  • Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

    • What's a good way to prank your coworker?

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  • experts exchange dot com

    • 4/4/4 rule

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  • I think definite exceptions would have to be made. For instance, some operations take more than 4 hours to complete, such as getting the satellite ready for install in the launch vehicle, or the work has to be done in a tight finite timeline, such as "you have 1 week to fully test, prep for launch, and install the satellite in the launch vehicle." Of course, these are edge cases.

    With my personality, I feel like my work ethic would suffer since I'd spend so much more time at home than at work and I wouldn't want to do shit when I am actually there. I also think my skills would degrade, and I'd spend a lot of time trying to remember where I left off and what I was doing. Perhaps it's just my career, and other careers/jobs wouldn't have my issues.

    I pride myself and my high work ethic, quality products, and kick-ass attitude, but I also need structure, routine, and discipline to function as an adult. When left to my own devices for too long, it all falls apart. Again, perhaps that's just me.

    I won't turn down a bigger sack of money though. I do like money.

    • 4/4/4 rule

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  • I build satellites and actually enjoy my job. Sometimes I am disappointed when my 8 hours is up and I have to go home. What about those people?

    • What are some of the best decisions of your life?

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  • Joining the military. It was not for me, but it gave me a career path and got me out of the house at 18.

    Quitting drinking.

    Not having kids.