PrincessLeiasCat @ PrincessLeiasCat @sh.itjust.works

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We need to start using football terminology for stuff he does.

Blitzed? Blocked? Snapped? Tackled? Kicked? Shutout? Spiked?

Meh. Would be cool if we could find one though.

I thought we were unhappy women who only had cats as friends.

Now we are wolves.

I cannot keep up with this so can we compromise and be cheetahs or something?

Good.

This man is speaking my language and I like it.

Oh wow - I totally did the alternate dimension thing too, hahaha!!! That’s hilarious. I bet it’s not uncommon, tbh

I fucking hate that so much.

“People think a thing is cool, so the person who owns the thing is cool and should get a monetary value based on a lot of people’s opinions”

And everyone is lIke “Yes this system is great! Let’s do this with more people”.

And then one day nobody thought the thing was cool anymore for…reasons (Tesla) and so that person loses money relatively proportional to how many cool points they lose in the minds of a bunch of other people.

But that’s a travesty and this person’s coolness now affects a lot of other people’s coolness to the point that it could severely fuck up the economy if enough people stopped thinking they were cool. So we have to keep telling this person we still think they’re cool so that shit doesn’t get really bad until we have a better plan in place to deal with it.

And then we’re like fuck…that was stupid…we shouldn’t do that again. And everyone agrees.

Meanwhile we’re still doing it with countless other people and things and we’ll act just as shocked pikachu face the next 30 times it happens.

It’s so fucked up and dumb.

This is an excellent article. I’m glad they took time to go into the history of these folks.

Thank you!

I’m very curious as to who this NASA admin is…no name comes to mind?

This is wonderful and I thank you for the hearty chuckle!

Thoughts, prayers, and another strand of pearls to clutch.

“She believes that referring to another person using pronouns that do not correspond with that person’s biological sex is harmful to that person because it is false and harmful to herself because it forces her to lie by denying her religious beliefs and scientific evidence,” it continues.

Do you need another strand of pearls because you clutched the first one too hard, Karen?

Random anecdote - years ago there was a hurricane heading in our general direction but not a direct hit. There was also a big UFC event that my partner wanted to watch. A friend invited him to a local sports bar to watch it, but I asked him to please stay home because the weather was still shit.

So he did and I found it on the high seas, problem solved.

The friend went to the sports bar and got stranded when the parking lot flooded pretty badly and his car was ruined.

The TDCJ denies that there have been any deaths caused by heat since 2012, insisting that fatalities during the summer months can be explained by inmates’ underlying medical conditions.

Right, just like Covid never killed anyone either.

Just tell people he’s not the one who walks around in public with a maxi pad on his ear for no reason whatsoever.

I’m willing to bet the students using tampons at those middle/high schools follow the directions.

Said by the people who proudly wear maxi pads on their ears.

Well, thank god they weren’t vaccinated at least. /s

Now do Trump the draft dodger, if your sacred cow is military service. I’ll wait.

I’ll probably be here awhile, but let’s not forget about that.

To be fair, I wouldn’t want Donald Trump touching me even if I was dying, either.

All joking aside - there will never be an article describing something he did that wasn’t just the most absolute terrible thing that a human could do.

Serious question - what is the best way to participate in one of these without resigning yourself to spam texts and emails and junk mail for the rest of time?

Just use a throwaway email/Google Voice or something?

Even then you have to use your home address to verify payment, right? Or no?