I'm glad they threw in the words sick and horrific otherwise I might have thought this wasn't so bad, phew. That they described them as gay dads doesn't bother me though. For me it just brings up how difficult it is to ensure children's safety at home no matter the family type.
A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.
But the cargo space is only limited by your imagination!