What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory?
Postmortal_Pop @ Postmortal_Pop @lemmy.world Posts 7Comments 599Joined 1 yr. ago
Postmortal_Pop @ Postmortal_Pop @lemmy.world
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This but she's not a drug kingpin and didn't do the Tornado.
A weird weather event drops a house on one of your 3 rivals and some farm girl steps out. Either it's a bizarre coincidence or she's an equally powerful if not more powerful mage. Either way, you don't want her on your turf so you put a bright red target on her feet and send her after your next rival, who you think may be a fraud. Either she houses more people or she dies, either way it's not Glenda's problem.
In the end, she destroys a government, literally melts Glenda's political and magical equal, and comes back like a lost puppy and Glenda can't risk Dorothy accidentally melting her so age sends her home.
It wasn't a pan, it was cleverly using your windfalls.