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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

Why didn’t the sun go to university?

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I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

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Why do ducks have feathers?

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Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

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Why doesn’t St. Nick give presents to naughty children?

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I don’t care for coffee.

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Why do cucumbers hate becoming pickles?

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Why was breakfast so sad?

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Why do ghosts hate it when it rains on Halloween?

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Why do witches enjoy drinking beer?

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Who do zombies avoid eating?

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Why did the footfall coach go to the bank?

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Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein make another monster?

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Why are ghosts bad at lying?

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

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Why was the strawberry upset?

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil on the first day of school?

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Where do otters keep their money?