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PopcornPrincess @ PopcornPrincess @lemmy.world
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If apples come from an apple tree and pears come from a pear tree, where do turkeys come from?

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  • Loving these Thanksgiving jokes. Good one.

    • What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

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  • The other toilet said “I feel kinda crappy.”

    • What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

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  • That turkey proved it’s not a chicken and will show up to a fight!

    • Corgi cookie

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  • Wow looks just like your pup. Good job!

    • ATBGE?

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  • I customized a vehicle like this in Rocket League, except it was a low rider van.

    • The art of saying nothing

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  • Based^

    • Why do cucumbers hate becoming pickles?

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  • The whole experience leaves them sour!

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  • I had no idea streetlights would create such controversy. Look at these passionate responses. Lemmy used to be peaceful. Way to go OP!

    • Weird 🤔

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  • ❤️

    • Weird 🤔

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  • No, you’re Assman. Own it.

    • The joys of being alone all the time

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  • I always think of this cover

    • Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

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  • But if I open my eyes, I’ll get a surprise.. A spray in my eyes from said skies..

    • they are best friends

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  • I wish I could upvote more than once.

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    • New Rule

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  • Duck around and find out! 🦆 🔪

    • Rule

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  • Reminds me of this scene from Mystery Team

    • Socruleiety

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  • I wish my mom was a sniper..

    • Nuts are relatively healthy

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  • SQUIRREL!

    • Me taking my multivitamin after shovelling down candy

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  • Gummy vitamins ftw, best of both worlds.

    • A skeleton went to the doctor for a checkup.

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  • The nerve! I bet that doctor’s response rattled his bones.