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Was this necessary…it’s not like he’s going to run anywhere. I guess the cuffing is symbolic.
Haha (b/j)eans
Sponje Bobj jeference, jice.
I certainly don't
Realistic Winnie the Pooh cosplay.
What is something that gets a lot of hate for absolutely no reason?
Satanists get persecuted a lot; although, they do a lot to protect religious freedom.
What happens if you annoy a clock?
Clock jokes are timeless.
Jeans
Finally, something fashionable to keep my bean can warm.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because they were outstanding in their field.
Classic!
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Doing the lords work 😂
What's your go-to lazy meal when you need to eat but don't feel up to cooking?
Popcorn, cereal, or yogurt with fruit.
How did you get your username?
I like popcorn and may or may not be royalty..
42!!!!
Inspired by my trip to Taco Bell
Ahh yes the ring of fire. Thoughts and prayers.
How do you make a quick snack of a clock?
Please take your time and don’t eat too quickly.
Trump struggles to say ‘evangelical’ and muddles up Israel in incoherent speech
Seriously. We have an age minimum, why not an age maximum requirement for POTUS..
Adult daughter. Should I disown her!?
This comment section is saucier than OP’s dirty dishwasher!
Rule 👍
Greg 👍
WE DEMAND HISTORICAL DEPICTIONS OF EUROPEANS!
She got tigs, not sure why the full image isn’t displayed here. We’re missing out.
If Paul Bunyan were real, he would have been a major contributor to deforestation
Johnny Appleseed would be Paul Bunyon’s counter.
Stop! Stop! Those horses are already dead!
Be the change you want to see.
Belated Valentine's Day Rule
I would get chihuahua-rage if someone picked me up like this..
Was this necessary…it’s not like he’s going to run anywhere. I guess the cuffing is symbolic.