It actually is better. It’s crazy that someone on the internet will post your shit, not credit you, but still take the time to edit it. Somehow I both hate that and love it.
Definitely worthy of a subtle eye roll at least. My number one would have to be “it is what it is”. They all fall under the category of “saying something without saying anything”.
I love the episodes of Behind the Bastards where they read his books. Every male protagonist is tall, and he makes a point of mentioning it multiple times throughout the story. He’s such a fuckin tool…
It goes even deeper! Sir Isaac Newton only discovered the visible light spectrum to push the gay agenda. And you ever notice how there were a lot fewer queer folks when movies were in black and white? You can thank the liberal Jewish media for that. It’s pedophiles all the way down!
I’ll do you one better. I was once at an airport bar and I heard a man order a martini without vermouth. It haunted me for days.