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What's something about Microsoft Outlook that drives you crazy?

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  • There's a keyboard shortcut to send an email.

    • what is north?

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  • I should've put "ackshually" and /s

    • what is north?

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  • The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn't figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.

    • There's gotta be a better way

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  • What if I hate all jobs?

    • Roommate refuses to use my body wash cause it's not "manly"

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  • Especially gay if you wash or wipe your butthole.

    • The city is so lively

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  • Fuck cars

    • France to ban smoking outdoors in most places to protect children

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  • Most restaurants in France have outdoor seating. Finally can eat without smelling that foul shit.

    • J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization

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  • Low IQ and a lack of hobbies

    • Business optimization

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  • The most annoying thing is how they constantly move things around so I can't find what I want.

    • Global warming target unlikely to be reached, UN says

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  • Humans!

    • Truly delightful

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  • PBS spacetime is a good one

    • Truly delightful

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  • I stopped watching kurzgesagt after their copium video on global warming where we all hold hands and sing and magically reverse it.

    • Japan flight diverted to Seattle after man tried opening door mid-air

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  • Why not just duct tape them to a seat for a few hours so everybody can get to where they're going?

    • Tesla Europe sales plummeted by 52% in April — trade group

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  • Only 52%?

    • Inspired by a friends current vacation

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  • This is why you day hike and sleep in a hotel.

    • It's Breathtaking How Fast AI Is Screwing Up the Education System

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  • Give them typewriters

    • We don't do that here ✋

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  • Watch the new meat canyon

    • Do you still have one somewhere?

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  • Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

    • We don't do that here ✋

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  • I'm calling them cums

    And you're a cummer

    • We don't do that here ✋

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  • It's clearly CUMmunity