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Plopp @ Plopp @lemmy.world
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"REM sleep is the next AI"

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  • In the interest of fairness every citizen should have their own mandatory public dream channel on DreamTube.

    Shit wait that'll lead to some people becoming popular DreamTubers. Oh no, Dreamfluencer will become a thing. Quick, burn that timeline to the ground!

    • Comedy shows have laugh tracks cuz they aren't that funny

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  • there is a statistically high likelihood that any individual audience member you hear laughing on certain modern TV shows may have been dead for decades.

    Serves them right for being in a canned laughter track!

    No but seriously, that's both haunting and beautiful at the same time. They live on. Like laughing ghosts.

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  • Wouldn't that be Ultimate Dookie Protection?

    • LLMs have a strong bias against use of African American English

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  • Hey home, I can dig it.

    • who is inventing this stuff

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  • I mean, for being a whatever that is, she's pretty attractive.

    • 1 pound of dough per day for 3 days... plus extra toppings

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  • The trick is to change your preferences. Mmmmm, salad and air.

    • if you're not going to let me do this microsoft then let me turn off auto restart all together.

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  • Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a... fish?

    • Samsung TVs will get 7 years of updates, starting with 2023 models

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  • Now now, you didn't think that through. How then would you get your data mined and be served delicious ads, hm?

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  • Oh god, I'm picturing ads for wireless routers in the network settings.

    "The keyboard settings are brought to you by Logitech! Work. Play. Communicate." video ad plays with no ability to pause or change volume*

    • Morning attack on Ukraine cost Russia almost US$1.3 billion

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  • Someone quick call Ever Given and her sister ships to come and accidentally clog the passages around Denmark.

    • Morning attack on Ukraine cost Russia almost US$1.3 billion

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  • I looked at one of those ship monitoring sites and there was almost a continous string of oil tankers going to and from St. Petersburg, so I'd say they're probably selling a fuck ton of oil still.

    • Disco Clam

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  • Yo that's the nickname I had for a stripper I dated once. Glitter everywhere.

    • RFK Jr. Tells Tucker Carlson He’s Been Asked by Trump ‘To Help Pick the People Who Will Be Running the Government’

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  • Indeed we are! So don't fuck this up!

    //Europe

    • Audiophiles be like

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  • Sounds like a storage medium issue. Bit rot.

    • Squad Member Summer Lee Says Pelosi Wrong That Harris Should Govern From Center: ‘Progressive Ideals’ Are ‘What Average American Wants’

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  • He was! 20 years ago.

    • Newly Created 'AI Scientist' Is About to Start Churning Out Research

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  • Me neither.

    • Gravity changes may disrupt sleep more than we realize

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  • Typical. My bedroom only has standard earth gravity around the clock.

    • Newly Created 'AI Scientist' Is About to Start Churning Out Research

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  • Another LLM of course.

    • Georgia goes ‘North Korea’ with bombshell plan to ban main opposition parties

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  • And their people seem super friendly. Every Georgian I've came across online have been extremely nice.

    • Can THC Turn Back The Clock? Cannabis Reverses Brain Aging, Boosts Mental Capacity, New Study Suggests

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  • Have you tried modulating your intake? Too much will most definitely make you a moron. Small amounts have a positive effect on me.