PlaidBaron @ PlaidBaron @lemmy.world

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It was a joke. Relax, my dude. This is literally a shitposting community.

The downside to so many reddit refugees is the large influx of those who take everything very very seriously.

Id be willing to bet my last bag of coffee it doesnt actually do anything.

Cum mathematics is still a developing field.

True. But Im only factoring loads splurted resulting in reproductive success leading to you.

Sweet home Alabama.

4094 divided by 2 is 2047 male anscestors. The average volume of semen per ejaculation is roughly 3 mL on average.

2047 x 3 is 6141 mL of cum or 6.14 L of cum or about a gallon and a half.

The average fuel efficiency for cars in the US (sorry Europeans) is 25 mpg. This means if cum had the same energy density as gasoline you could travel roughly 37.5 miles on all the cum your male anscestors produced in the last 400 years.

These rubber monstrosities will be worn for a few years until the craze ends and people realize theyre wearing oversized packaging peanuts on their feet. Then they will be chucked in a landfill en mass only to be dug up in 10,000 years by the sentient cockroach people who have inherited the hellhole we have created. They will wonder, just as I am in this very moment, what the fuck compelled people to put this garbage on their appendages.

The ending is gold.

The Trump team's response?

'That guy is a psycho, dont listen to him'.

Sounds like the kind of excuse the annoying high school kid uses. What a country.

Yeah but our berries were rejected constantly because the owner tried shit like this. We lost at least one contract a year while I was there.

I would love to say but its a small company in a fairly small community and I dont want to say for privacy reasons. Wouldnt make it too hard to figure out where I live.

Lets just say if you buy any blueberries labelled IFC (international fruit company) there is a chance they are our berries.

Just to be clear, I did NOT work for the IFC. We just packaged our berries for them and sent them out with their label. I cannot comment on the quality of IFC products in general.

In Canada, so no USDA but yeah, should have reported it. The shipment got sent back anyway because the stores rejected it. By the time it got there it was rotten.

The owner of the company is the kind of dipshit that spends a dollar chasing pennies. We've sent out subpar berries knowing full well they will be rejected. The owner still tries anyway. Complete moron.

I worked at a fruit processing plant. We found maggots in the blueberries. Line got shut down for obvious reasons.

Owner of the company came in and said 'pack them anyway'. We knowingly sent out blueberries with maggots in them.

Needless to say that company sucks and people hate working there.

I never realized how much Fat Man looked like a butt plug until just now.

It is now.

It is my god given right as a free American to have a heart attack because I heard a loud honk, die at the wheel, take out a family in a minivan, careen off a cliff, and land through the roof of the Walmart off the interstate.

If a platform exists, it has porn on it.

I liked Dark Dawn (DS one) but it didnt quite have the charm of the originals. Still worth playing though in my opinion.

No no, when they say do your research they mean browse Facebook conspiracy groups, not actual scientific literature.

Duh.