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Mark Robinson may be on his way to a historic defeat in North Carolina

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    • Feds charge NYC mayor with selling his influence to foreign nationals. He says he won't resign

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  • It's always the ones you most suspect.

    • One long-term cost of Trump’s mass deportation plan: The economy could contract between 2.6% and 6%

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  • I'm not sure there are many Americans that would do field work for $50/hr and on top of that, farmers would have to pay actual labor overhead and have a certain standard of work.

    • One long-term cost of Trump’s mass deportation plan: The economy could contract between 2.6% and 6%

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  • Ehhh I have family in-laws that have giant farms and are pretty xenophobic and have to be reminded they wouldn't exist without their labor.

    • One long-term cost of Trump’s mass deportation plan: The economy could contract between 2.6% and 6%

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  • It's so odd that farmer hate immigrants but couldn't survive without them.

    • Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?

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  • Car sales person.

    • High pressure

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  • #RrrrrrReeeeemix

    • Donald Trump turns down second debate with Kamala Harris

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  • lil bitch

    • OceanGate’s ill-fated Titan sub relied on a hand-typed Excel spreadsheet

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  • Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.

    • 130 soldiers deploy to Alaska’s Aleutian Islands in response to Russian, Chinese probes of Arctic region

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  • So begins the Sino-American War.

    • PugJesus, my first meme, homey!

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  • Harder, Daddy.

    • Reggaeton star Nicky Jam deletes endorsement after Donald Trump misgendering

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  • Blow job Queen Nancy Reagan? That Nancy Reagan?

    • Second apparent assassination attempt of Trump being investigated by FBI

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  • Or marksmanship

    • Springfield Woman Behind FB Post That Sparked Pet-Eating Hysteria Speaks Out, Says She Has Regrets and Fears for Family’s Safety

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  • Good

    • Grasshopper CEO Suda51 says people ‘care too much’ about Metacritic scores

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  • My county has a food safety rating Needs Improvement/Ok/Good/Excellent and when I see Chinese, Teriyaki, or Thai restaurant with Excellent i stop in. Always been the best food I've ever eaten. I mean the rating is based on health inspections, but there's a corelation that has yet to fail me.

    • Navy officer lost job for secretly installing internet on warship to check social media

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  • Sir, i just like ding-dong

    • Protests in Mexico as controversial judicial reform passed

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  • I wish the US population had a way to vote out lifetime appointment judges. Conservatives won the strategy of packing the courts and governing through the judicial system.

    • Bless their hearts

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  • Think i got them at the John Wayne Airport when I used a $5 bill in a vending machine. This was at Anaheim CA at a 4 start hotel I was at for a business trip. Had a similar experience at a Seattle hotel. Most vending machines that take money now will do $1-10 and pump out dollar coins as change.

    • Bless their hearts

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  • I was staying at a hotel, and a vending machine gave me back Sac dollars. I went to the front desk to buy something from the stand and handed over 4 Sac dollar coins. The young girl stared at the coins with a puzzled look, fliping it back and forth, reading the coin. She says she has to go and talk to her manager. The manager comes out laughing and tells her to ring me up as paying $4 cash.

    • But will this let billionaires hide their money in the Panama?

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  • How can you tell if an accountant is introverted?

    They stare down at their shoes when talking to you.

    How can you tell if an accountant is extroverted?

    They stare down at your shoes when talking to you.