walk into billion dollar company that's slowly tanking
entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy
look around
point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented
"what the hell is this?"
lead project manager raises, still trembling
"it's our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line"
Fedora should be the default distro we recommend to beginners. Everything just works despite being up-to-date unlike Ubuntu. Still waiting for DNF5, though.
This has the bonus side effect of being able to ignore any news that happened since 2023 to gaslight yourself into thinking that we're not all living in a hellscape of a world
I think my favorite part is the fact that everybody (with the exception of telecasts) is seeing the same thing at the same time, so it was more of a social event like sports. It was so great back then.
Oddly specific and insane limit that nobody is ever going to reach