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  • Take that, 5th graders. I'm smarter than y'all!

  • All error messages should automatically jump around the screen like when you win at Solitaire.

  • Surely they would have heard the euphemism for taking a shit?

    "I gotta drop the Cleveland Browns off at the Super Bowl."

  • Just don't read it again in the morning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • I had to take care of my pile yesterday because one of my dogs peed on it. 😬

  • Sometimes, but not always. One of the communities I mod, I am the only mod of so those are never resolved.

  • 2 months later

    "How you bean?"

  • I like how the only thing disqualifying him from being in heat is that he is dead.

  • Who's the heel and when are they going to have a no-holds-barred cage match on PPV?

  • Great!

    Jump
  • There is also a spooky skeleton in there 😱

  • I wish things would try to be XTREME again. 😔

  • Man, I don't even feel comfortable grabbing my own plate at a buffet.

  • Yeah, I'll have two Gregs please.

  • I sit on my own nuts a lot more the older I get. 😬

  • You're on your way to a smack-bottom, and I don't care who knows it!

  • What happens if it bites a human? Also, unrelated, how would I get access to be bitten by the spider?

  • I refuse to believe any of those are not medications.

  • Instead of "it hurt very much" you can say "it hurt a fuckton."

  • I only recognize two of those as Pokemon (Lapras and Nidorina), but to be fair: I haven't kept up since the original 150.