Pilk @ Pilk @aussie.zone

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Shocking job refilling the ice cube tray this morning. My ancestors would be ashamed.

Young Liberal Eddie

I don't think it's a coincidence that there aren't many dishes with that specific combo.

First to admit that labia-friendliness was not one of my considerations. I certainly received an education.

Slightly unrelated but what also prompted my post was stumbling upon this thread about/with deadmau5. People will remember how you made them feel and all that.

Haha, I think it was the catalyst to simply unfriend her. But I'm certainly not above being that messy.

Unreasonably annoyed at an old boss who went out of her way to criticise me for ordering Who Gives A Crap toilet paper for the office because I "didn't understand how women's bodies work" and that "women need soft TP". Mind you this was when WGAC was brand new and before the order had even arrived, and we were a fellow Melbourne startup so I thought pretty good karma at least to support their brand.

Caught her several years later on social media saying how she has always loved WGAC. No babes. You have not.

Anyway, I think of this anecdote whenever I refill my toilet roll. Haha.

Can definitely see why they stopped the scheme. Would not pass the pub test if proposed today, unless perhaps a publicly owned bank still existed.

Not the "as long as you're seated"?

As long as you're seated it should still go in the bowl

Anyone loving their liquid hand soap at the moment? What have you got stocked?

Been watching Lattouf V ABC and surprised today how on the back foot the ABC is with their closing arguments. Lots of awkward, grasping answers given by their defence team to questions posed by the judge.

You're welcome :)

Guilty

I have got a LOT of posts and profiles to delete in that case

Can you give him my number?

Wanna fight?

Our Eurovision entry this year is...

The only political party he follows on Instagram is the Victorian Socialists 🤔

I'm not much of a chef, so my instinct is that you'd end up with a soggy sausage, but what you're saying is it's quite firm at the end?

Sugar free tonic, I assume? ;)