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  • Maaaan, that's a half-step further than I was gonna admit to with "pepperoni Domino's w/ green olives and ranch". 🥹

  • You're so full of your own shit, you must've been wolfing it down for years non-stop.

  • Wait. Wantonly raping, pillaging, and burning strangers' homes to the ground is your idea of awesome? 🥹

  • You are both the reason it isn't already rotten, and the reason it inevitably will be, no matter how hard you try.

  • Mario needs to save himself from the pointless questing at endless castles. Bowser needs to save himself from his own tacked-on pomp & patriarchy so he can love the tiny koopa inside his overlarge shell. The both of them have some work to do. Meanwhile, Luigi & Toad could use a fuckin' buddy movie. Just sayin'.

  • I know this one! 🤩❤️🤘🏼 It's also why flying reindeer, festooned firs, and red w/ white accents are Yuletide iconography 🥰

  • Neither loves Peach for who she is, but rather who they envision her to be.

  • To be fair, Bowser loves Peaches more demonstrably, but they're both infatuated with the icon of her rather than her actual self. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Not to mention the demigod who had plans for that sword, right up until the hero wasted it on attempting to be clever. Non-mortals being notoriously petty, one can assume that their cults will haunt this dense bastard like an indelible foot fungus for the rest of their days and then some.

    Unwritten Rule #1: Don't fuck with the DM. 🥰

  • Please, tell me they renamed her Peaches? 🤗🥹

  • Good bot ❤️

  • You aren't the decaying body, you're the reason it's decaying... 🥹

  • You can drink non-alcoholic beer, too, but WTF.

  • I always just happened to be picking my nose with my middle finger and looking directly at them. Try me, cousin. Me & Satan are like >this<, so who's on your team?

  • No, that the admins "discovered" her account as part of some official investigation, rather than subbing avidly before ratting her out from their own unprocessed self-loathing (or getting caught perving, who knows).

    edit: I'm not even gonna begin to unpack the sociological content of "cheerleader coach" and "sexualized teacher".

  • Ah, the golden era 🤘🏼🌈