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  • So... Goebbels?

  • Apologies. You misheard me. Allow me to restate for clarity: Samwise was the actual ringbearer. Neville was the chosen one. Oh, and Frodo & Harry are whiny, navel-fiddlin' bitches.

    (Also, and apropos of little: Rowling is a transphobic hack that mistakes her supreme luck with actual writing chops, and Tolkein hated the fanbase that grew up around the stories he doodled in the margins of his linguistic cathedrals.)

  • Samwise was the actual Ringbearer like Neville Longbottom was the actual chosen one.

  • Fair, but it's not like ya gotta memorize the whole 28 to be able to make your DM weep.

  • OotS forums are pretty much gold for that 🤗

  • You must be a treat at the game table. 🫥

  • Nah, the pressure of the explosion milliseconds prior to the heat is what likely killed them, but that fireball was a nice follow-up.

  • Honestly, the Light/Darkness one more or less became the Gloomstalker, I believe? Oh, and there's no OG mystic build that isn't broken AF, so I assume OP meant another thematically adjacent class entirely.

  • To be fair, the bulk of that is the ability trees, and since you only choose one (of seven, IIRC?), the vast majority of the 28pgs is irrelevant to each individual build.

  • That's it, folks. Pack it up, thread's closed. This guy wins.

    For fucks sake, man. 😐

  • You're naive if you think that "recycling" hasn't been a complete smokescreen for decades, FFS.

  • Only those that have never seen Ong Bak. 😶