PhoreTwunny @ PhoreTwunny @lemmy.world

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2 yr. ago

I was lucky enough to have options after I moved a few years ago, and went with the smaller semi-local isp that offers better speeds for better prices, and no bullshit. The customer service is actually pretty good too. I hope more people get options like that, it felt so good to leave the big guys.

That's the punchline, it's just very dark humor

Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I'm not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

🎶please don't forget to close my bread that's in a bottle, yeah🎶

Boys, I think I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice

That's just like, your oppinion man

Well I ain't seen my baby, don't know where she's been / I've been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that's not all there is, yeah that's only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

That has to be some weird ai filter/upscaling artifact, right? Her teeth and neck look weird too. But idk, maybe she really has sidebrows

They have to play in pairs

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

He has soared on the wings of a demon

and use sand for lube

ClitorUS

Swatters are almost as pathetic as multiplayer cheaters. Almost.

Tart cherry pie filling on top of a new york cheesecake is unbelievable

Your falafel just needs a little gravy...

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie

It kills