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Do you want me to put on a maid outfit too, huh? Lazy bastard.

In a British accent: "Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?"

He is probably jealous of the Starship Troopers guy who got popular again because of Helldivers 2. The Firefly guy is probably playing a shooter arcade with his laser revolver and the Battlestar Galactica guy is piss out drunk.

Basically: Anti-Terrorist agent gets instructed not to talk to terrorist, talks to terrorist and becomes a terrorist.

May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.

Have you tried eating less?

The intrusive thoughts...

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: "Time to put the dead back where they belong." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you'll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.

This isn't necessarily bad. It is made so forgeries can be detected.

I got bored of posting Valve memes.

Yep. Remember, kids, don't talk to terrorist. That's how they get in your head. Always shoot on sight.

"Maybe you should join Majestic 12, in a body bag."

"Okay, where?"

I am on a mission to flood lemmy with Deus Ex, Valve and Hopeposting memes.

I brought you back to zero. Now hug me.... please :(

SPELL IT! S, P, AAACCCEEEE! SPACE!

Potatoes, nature's mockery.

Yes, ejaculator@hotmail.com is my real email. Dont ask...