PeterPoopshit @ PeterPoopshit @lemmy.world

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You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s

I gave up on paying attention to Xboxes when they started calling them such stupid fucking shit like "Xbox x series sx". Now you have to be really familiar with Xbox lore to even figure out what the latest current one is.

Makes sense. Ever wondered why there are enough nukes to destroy multiple planets? Ever wondered why the US military is large enough to defeat God? The military industrial complex is about to go interstellar. We're in a cold war right now on an intergalactic scale. World War 3 is going to be cancelled and we will instead get Galaxy War 1.

That's probably why they named the Xbox One the Xbox One all those years ago. Whenever people googled how to mod an Xbox One to play pirated games, they would keep finding original Xbox crap instead since everyone up until that point called it "Xbox 1".

Circumcision leftovers

Actually if he has a feminine enough cock, you don't have to say "no homo". In 2024, the no homo rule is only necessary for the exceptionally long veiny hairy ones.

I would have loved to have this game as a kid. It may be a 6 out of 10 but most of the other harry potter shovelware they shit out when the movies were coming was at best a 0.2 out of 10. The only arguably not that bad one was the prisoner of azkaban movie based game.

Any self hosted ai thing. I recommend llamacpp because it's the easiest to set up. Gpt4all is a ui solution that runs on top of llamacpp that would also be an excellent choice. All you have to do is download any gguf compatible model from hugging face, figure out what command line options you need for multithreaded operation and to load your custom model. If you want one that's actually loyal and is less likely to be pushing some agenda, make sure it says it's uncensored. Even if you're not doing porn or ai girlfriend stuff you still want it to be uncensored or else it will be as disloyal as chat gpt. Note that uncensored and nsfw are 2 different thing so if you actually want an ai girlfriend or a shitpost generator, it needs to be both uncensored and nsfw.

Same story with image generation ai. Use easy diffusion for self hosting and download whatever models you want, nsfw or otherwise from civitai.

Don't bother with online ai services, they are trash.

Damn maybe that one crackhead that kidnapped a scientist to make a dog live forever was onto something.

Holy shit you might be onto something big.

lol my reasonably good gaming pc doesn't even meet the minimum system requirements. I don't have anything with a cpu that's in the "list of approved CPUs" 😎. Guess I can't use Windows even if I wanted to. 🤷

Just because I use Arch doesn't mean I can't get laid. I mean.. I can't get laid. But not because I use Arch.

inb4 it then devolves into a flame war over which piss tastes best and which cheese to pair each piss flavor with.

Modern day is the worst time to be a hardcore gamer, I swear to fuck. As always, I protest by refusing to have any non-Linux os on my pc and only buying games that run on my pc. Indie games are always better anyway.

Women can get wet sometimes so it is common decency to have a lot of dehumidifiers. If you bring a lady home and she sees your array of 6 dehumidifiers per room, she will be so impressed that she will instantly rip off her clothes and fuck the shit out of you.

I like vlc because I'm sexually aroused by traffic cones.

I just hate the ones that block you for using Linux. User agent spoofers work but they'll figure out how to block those too someday.

I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.