I just let my cats out, and exclaimed, "Go forth my night beasts!" When they come in they get greeted in various other fashions. What kind of weird stuff do you say and do with your pets?
To add to my previous question..does the non existance of ghosts,demons,cryptids,etc make life kinda uninteresting?
You can have meat as well, portable cow. If you don't like it anymore, just eat it.