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  • The dementia was Reagan's biggest plank in his platform. Those actually making the decisions found it super helpful. That's why this time they're running 2 demented candidates. Even if they lose they win.

  • Remember when Instagram said you reached the end of new posts?

  • That's bang on. Aside from the quarter. I used to call collect and they would get "Would you like to receive a collect call from 'Hidadcomepickmeup'?"

  • I don't know Tildes. Never been there.

  • My subscribed list has, like, 4 posts a day. I browse all in a hope to see new communities I might like.

  • Lemmy has way, way too much dross. Any user that pops in to check it out finds a billion foreign language posts, a billion weirdo anime shitposts and a billion Linux posts. It's a massive turnoff. I spent 6 months blocking communities that had zero interest to me and I'm left with news and Star Trek posts. I don't even like Star Trek but it's the only OC in this place.

  • The exam is explaining the difference between split index and middle finger palm forward and split index and middle finger back hand forward.

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  • Why is no one asking about 1/12th of an inch?

  • I dropped out of Lazy Socialist Algebra and got a B+!

  • It's even dumber than dumping sand into the ocean in the shape of a palm tree and calling it a suburb.

  • It's usually the apprentice that gets sent to find the 4/8" wrench.

  • I guess you'd use decimal inches and call it 0.3333333

  • There's a 12ths scale on a carpenters square. Used mostly for roofs I believe.

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  • Now, I ain't no student of ancient culture. Before I talk, I should read a book. But there's one thing I do know: there's a lot of ruins in Mesothelioma

  • The scariest thing to me about the fascist decent of America is all the people applying for jobs on the MAGA goon squad. They don't disappear if Trump does.

  • And they save the parents all that valuable time slicing a salami and a bit of cheese. Doesn't save them any money though.

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  • No ring.

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  • You missed the phase in the 90's when overalls were cool. Chris Cross gonna make you jump. And wear overalls. I think House of Pain wore them too.

  • He always was on about 'having a laugh in the shop' and then broke the Cardinal rule, never talk religion or politics at work.