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  • My uncle was a pilot and ran his little plane off the end of the runway. That counted as a crash.

  • That's why they pay cops so well.

  • They won't, because Danielle Smith is a wedge in Canadian political unity.

  • Very hard to identify the end of an empire while your living in it.

  • All of these make sense. All the others seem like crazy talk.

  • I think we're seeing both sides of the problem.

  • ..... Three sixteenths..... I mean it Donald, you behave yourself right now!!

  • Those are extenuating circumstances. All allowances should be made for pregnant ladies. All other times I'm a lid down man. That time when I was drunk and squished my balls while sitting on the lid were my own damn fault.

  • Only missing the horse cock of a windshield wiper.

  • I've never pissed on the lid while creeping sleepily to the loo in the middle of the night. I don't see how people falling in toilets haven't stubbed their toes clean off, walking around blindly all the time.

  • Some day I'd like to hear about a forest twice the size of London getting planted without there being a gigantic airport built.

  • Jerkoff

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  • Feels like I took the engagement bait. I feel duped.

  • Jerkoff

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  • You got Grover and Oscar mixed up. Colour blind?

  • She went there for the inauguration. They didn't let her in but that's why she was there. But you're right, we should make it clear she wasn't important enough to be let into the old boys club and they left her out in the cold.

  • sigh

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  • The other nice thing is you just block assholes like this and never have to think about them ever again.