OrteilGenou @ OrteilGenou @lemmy.world

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Smart folks

That was a monkey fighting disgrace

BYD is not an option?

You've never driven a Cornelius Tahoe?

Fair

You never know when they'll have to take on a Spanish brig again

Oi to the punks and oi to the skins

Oi the hip that's partially made of tin

These guys know the cost of everything and the value of nothing

The first year I lived in China a tutor of ours offered to cook eggs at a breakfast and the American girls who lived in the apartment agreed. They were horrified when she heated an inch and s half of oil and deep fried those suckers

Even easier, heat the stainless steel pan until water balls up and skitters/rolls across it instead of evaporating.

Add oil and you can fry an egg on that pan

He is the primary reason why I keep listening to comedians of all kinds regardless of criticism.

I clearly recall my fairly conservative father sneering at a Carlin interview in the late 80s, and twenty-odd years later watching a clip reel and marveling at how many things he said that were borne out.

He's a big reason why I can't be mad at comedians - even if I disagree with them - because there is truth in comedy that you sometimes cannot hear amidst the noise of conventional wisdom or cultural trends.

There are few absolutes, so I hold my truths lightly and question them often

I have seven legs s long as you count my arms, ears and dick as legs.

Edit: okay fine, 6 1/3 legs, but I was in the pool!

The implication is that vampire sex that doesn't result in pregnancy is ræpe

That really qogA.

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So take those old Teslas off the shelf

I'll glue them back together by myself

I've been there, I think, but it was really difficult to triangulate my location and confirm

Ah said MONSTAH!!

The "Cave In Yo' Girth" weight loss program?

??????

With that little grin at the end this looks more like Found than Loss