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Old Jimmy Twodicks
Old Jimmy Twodicks @ Old_Jimmy_Twodicks @sh.itjust.works
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You probably make a stupid face when you pee.

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    • Say onion again

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  • Union

    • Frosted Mega Rule

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    • Forgiveness is healing

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  • That cancer's name? Albert Einstein.

    • Frosted Mega Rule

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  • Call me when they release the Frosted Giga-Wheat™, which is projected to be the size of Iceland and consists of approximately 5.15 billion wheats.

    • Tlaib bill slams door on war cash for politicos and their families

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  • My brain scrambled "war cash" into "car wash" and I was ready to grab my pitchfork over legislators getting free car washes.

    • LineageOS is currently installed on 1.5 million Android devices

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  • Yeah, but I think I have like half of those devices in a desk drawer.

    • Trump must pay E. Jean Carroll over $83 million in defamation damages, jury rules

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  • I'm gonna laugh my kidneys off if E. Jean Carroll winds up being his undoing.

    • Help guys what do I do

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  • Simply grab two toes and gradually spread them until the skin begins to tear. Repeat for each pair of toes.

    • jerma rule

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    • What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

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  • New band name

    • I have very selective memory

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  • Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov is an oppressive dictator who was responsible for some of the worst human rights abuses of any former Soviet State (which is a pretty damn high bar).

    He is also an absolute cartoon character.

    • School

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  • It's a super basic song that people tend to learn early in music. It's three notes and a very simple pattern.

    HOT

    CROSS

    BUNS

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    CROSS

    BUNS

    ONE-A-PENNY TWO-A-PENNY

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    CROSS

    BUNS

    • The Chinese typewriter from the 1930s

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  • Well, this looks like a goddamn nightmare.

    • What chemicals and tools do I need to clean my bathroom?

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  • What kind of surfaces do you have? For example, I've found CLR is good for grout and tiles, while a basic bleach-based spray is good for porcelain and fiberglass. You can also mix in an ammonia-based cleaner if you want to recreate the Third Battle of Ypres in your bathroom.

    • Leonard

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  • I like Leonard.

    • Un-rule-y kids

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  • 😵‍💫 Ouch!

    • There's a joke to be made about this but I feel like I'd overstep some boundaries rule

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  • Always wondered what was in his fridge

    • most trusted broadcaster rule

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  • Simmer down, Stick.

    • do it, coward

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  • They have a profile on Threadless, and I'm fucken dying at some of these shirts.