OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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Young Men Capitulate to Authority

I like the fact that your username makes it seem like you're walking into a church while saying this and then you realize you're not at the YMCA

You have to imagine that Jesus enjoys it, then it makes sense. Like Sisyphus

"If you know that you know nothing, then that means you know 1 thing; which would cancel out the fact that you know nothing, making you a fool.

The key is to recognize that you only know that you've more to learn about the things you do not know, though you don't know what those may be. Only then can you never be mistaken in these regards."

I read that on a fortune cookie once.

That's what she said

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All independently fact-checked and verified accurate as of this morning

I'd say Mars, but.. well, I'm just going to go ahead and guess that Elon has a slave colony self-building there somewhere as we speak.

Send me back to the homeland of.... Scotland? Germany? Finland would be ok

Yo sign me up for real

When I write things down, stuff like this happens lol

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I like to live in the moment while torturing myself about the past and worrying about the future. Basically I just do odd shit and then forget about it a bunch. I'd make a good homeless dude with an "End is Nigh" sign probably.

Bluegrass fusion is my favorite style of cuisine!

Oh shit, I forgot I wrote this lmao

200 Pairs of Torn Jeans was the name I gave to my trained centipede coal miners back in '37.

Oh wait I figured it out. If the hosts get smaller the lower you go, that means that eventually the hosts would be so small that there could be only one. And now I'm torn between saying: "and it's your penis, Tiny Tim." Or: "and it's my dick so everybody needs to get off it."

Could also speculate that Occam's Razor would point to the likelihood of the smaller things actually being on the "top" and our perspective being flipped, because it's unlikely that a single tiny penis, yours or mine either one, could support the mass of existence.

But then again, you did nail my mother last night- and she's so fat, when you got her off she came chocolate syrup.

You guys fell in love, though, you and my mom - but she's so fat, that when y'all did so, you broke it.

You gashed your arm on the shards of it and started gushing blood; she cut her leg and got gravy all over the sheets.

I thought she stole your shoes, because she left the house that I live in the basement of in high heels- but when I picked her up from the vet's office after that whole ordeal, she was wearing thong sandals.

By the way- I'm billing you for the cleaning of my bed, the kitchen, the hot tub, Lake Michigan, and also the crane rentals to and from the hospital.

She said she'd like to see you again tho.

But if, as they say, "it's elephants all the way down," while simultaneously being larger and larger hosts all the way up, as you've postulated here, then that must mean that.... I don't know. Something. Something wonderful.

Or terrifying

SCARY MUSIC