OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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Lesbians. Hate that they aren't into me, but damnit I get it.

Damn too bad I ain't paying shit

Trolling is a art.

Everyone email me your results and I will post them to 196 and lemmyshitpost. We will start a grass roots movement. Bowel movement.

I've got underwear older than this cat meme

I guess you could hire a guy. That would only push the effort to another. Unless you found a guy who was, like, into cleaning floors. But then you'd have the weigh the effort of dealing with a floor pervert vs just doing the floor yourself.

Could just leave it dirty as well, so there are options.

We build you till nothing remains.

The egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.

You are home.

You remind us of home.

You’ve taken your boss with your boss with you.

All hair must be eaten.

Pfft. You haven't lived until you've made your own knockoff LSD out of untreated morning glory seeds, pure grain alcohol, and ether from a can of starter fluid.

Pussy.

(just playin' with that last part; it just made me chuckle to be mean about hallucinogens making me retarded)

No problem :-)

I wish there was an easier way, but honestly the best I've found is just lots of fresh water, a sponge mop, and patience :-/

Residential maintenance man here. Best thing I've found is a damp sponge mop, and near-constant rinsing in fresh water. Take it a couple feet at a time, and make sure to clean and drain your mop between squeegeeing otherwise you'll end up with gray streaks. You really just want your sponge mop to be just damp enough to wet the floor. You don't want standing water.

Eggothy

Yeah lemme know what you come up with. I'm interested, but also currently falling asleep

Sorry for ruining the plot

Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.

If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.

How do you know op is gay?

Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

I swapped to Gemini for a month or two. Kept thinking to myself "maybe I'm not speaking clearly," and other justifications. Turns out it just sucks. Now I just do everything manually. Fuck em.