OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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Onion Sally 🤣

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?

Hmm...

Oh yeah, we do the "How bout yourself" too sometimes, now that I think about it. And occasionally you'll get a "Doin alright" but it's all pretty standard stuff.

"Yo baby, you ever had your asshole eaten-out by a fat man in an overcoat?"

Y'know, classic greetings.

We do that in Kentucky, too. And same for the "Doin' alright. You?" that you'll receive in return. lol

I have news for you. You both do.

It's Smegma. Get it right.

Weird. I'm used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻‍♂️

Heh

No, but I did literally just finish my first add-on

https://youtu.be/ENgIRqKF6cA

It's a pet bat that can see ores through the wall and uses its sonic blast to decimate those who would defy it. And he's kinda cute but I didn't focus much on the skin with this first version.

Ah, I gotcha now.

Yeah honestly the only thing I do with gimp is use it to make shitty memes and decent gifs. It's really solid for animating in my opinion.

You know, like the South Park kind, not the good kind

Lil fat kid fingers maybe

Not gonna lie, I don't even know what that means. I just do things

Nah I just have a lot of very inorganic lines in my stuff

Circles are easy. Squares and rectangles, too. What gets me is curvy lines. Not just randomly curvy because my hand is shaky, but like precise curves. I use mspaint every time.

What do you guys think the cylinder was for in that original post? I mean the guy said it wasn't his penis, and I don't see why someone would lie about something like that, so it had to have been something else. What kinda cylinder is that size, can't be removed, and is fragile? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I got it!

Fluorescent aquarium light.

Whaaaaaaaaat??? Noooo wayyyy... I never thought this would happen.......................... Man oh man the unforseenness of this event is staggering who would've thought this scheme could have ever gone bad??? See, that's why I only trust the Mormon Church with my genetic data and ancestry. Smh